Windsor Wonderland
I’M NOT A CELEBRITY , NOR AM I A BANKER
MUM SAID DON’T WORK IN ADVERTISING,
WORLD DON’T NEED ANOTHER WANKER
SO I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, PRAYING FOR MY GIRO
WHEN ALL THE SHOPPING’S SAID AND DONE, I CAN’T AFFORD A BIRO
BUT HERE COMES THE TAXMAN, WANTS MORE THAN I HAVE GOT
BUT THE REPO MAN CAME OVER YESTERDAY, HE’D HAD THE FUCKING LOT
SO I SENT HIM UP TO WESTMINSTER, WITH A HINT OF MALICE
NOW WE’RE ALL STORMING THE DOORS OF FUCKING BUCKINGHAM PALACE!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY
WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY
WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!
OH DON’T KNOCK THE ROYALS, THEY DO SUCH A LOVELY JOB
THEY’RE BRINGING IN THE TOURISTS, YOU FILTHY BLOODY YOB
WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING, WHY AREN’T YOU EXCITED
CHEER UP YOU PEASANT OIKS! IT’LL BE SUCH HAPPY TIMES
THOUGH YOU’LL BE IN THE TOWER FOR YOUR TREASONOUS RHYMES!
THERE’S NO EQUALITY, THAT’S A LITTLE WHITE LIE.
HERE’S JORDAN AND FOOTBALL, SO YOU DON’T STOP AND WONDER WHY
SHUT UP AND BE GRATEFUL YOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOBS!
LET IT ALL PASS YOU BY
ARGUE AMONGST YOURSELVES ABOUT NOTHING
YOU STUPID COMMONER YOBS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY
WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY
WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
WE WANT TO SEE THEM BURN AND FALL.
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE.
WE’LL BE LINED UP AND SHOT AGAINST THE WALL.
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!
BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN
