by Nevs Coleman

Brainys On Parade!

The peacocks on the panel, look at ’em strut

But they never speak straight from the gut

Looking down their noses at the likes of you and me

They’re better than the oiks watching reality TV

How silly are the masses in front of the BBC

Settling down after work with a cup of tea

But when they create content for these same channels

You know they’re not doing it for free!

You shouldn’t be cocky about being clever

You know it’s only a matter of happenstance

Your world would be so different

If your mum gave that builder a second glance.

Shal-lalaalallalalala Algebra

She le le le le le le Have a banana

Shooby Dooby dooby doo Trigonometry

Shanda panda landa And a cup of tea!

Cleverness is not the retention of information

Not how it looks in my eyes

Rather using your noggin with compassion

Is what makes one truly wise

If you feel so strongly about the stupidity

Maybe you ought to change your job

But until you put your money where you mouth is

Then you ought to shut your gob

You shouldn’t be cocky about being clever

You know it’s only a matter of happenstance

Your world would be so different

If your mum gave that builder a second glance.

Shal-lalaalallalalala Algebra

She le le le le le le Have a banana

Shooby Dooby dooby doo Trigonometry

Shanda panda landa And a cup of tea!

Some Wisdom I pass to you:

Always carry a toothbrush

You don’t know where you’ll sleep

Try to talk sense where you can

Nothing worse than trying to sound deep.

The rise of the lumberjack shirt

Is something to be feared

There’s not going to be a good reason

To grow a beard…

You shouldn’t be cocky about being clever

You know it’s only a matter of happenstance

Your world would be so different

If your mum gave that builder a second glance.

Shal-lalaalallalalala Algebra

She le le le le le le Have a banana

Shooby Dooby dooby doo Trigonometry

Shanda panda landa And a cup of tea!

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