by Nevs Coleman

Windsor Wonderland

I’M NOT A CELEBRITY , NOR AM I A BANKER

MUM SAID DON’T WORK IN ADVERTISING,

WORLD DON’T NEED ANOTHER WANKER

SO I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, PRAYING FOR MY GIRO

WHEN ALL THE SHOPPING’S SAID AND DONE, I CAN’T AFFORD A BIRO

BUT HERE COMES THE TAXMAN, WANTS MORE THAN I HAVE GOT

BUT THE REPO MAN CAME OVER YESTERDAY, HE’D HAD THE FUCKING LOT

SO I SENT HIM UP TO WESTMINSTER, WITH A HINT OF MALICE

NOW WE’RE ALL  STORMING THE DOORS OF FUCKING BUCKINGHAM PALACE!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY

WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY

WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!

OH DON’T KNOCK THE ROYALS, THEY DO SUCH A LOVELY JOB

THEY’RE BRINGING IN THE TOURISTS, YOU FILTHY BLOODY YOB

WHAT ABOUT THE WEDDING, WHY AREN’T YOU EXCITED

CHEER UP YOU PEASANT OIKS! IT’LL BE SUCH  HAPPY TIMES

THOUGH YOU’LL BE IN THE TOWER FOR YOUR TREASONOUS RHYMES!

THERE’S NO EQUALITY, THAT’S A LITTLE WHITE LIE.

HERE’S JORDAN AND FOOTBALL, SO YOU DON’T STOP AND WONDER WHY

SHUT UP AND BE GRATEFUL YOU STILL HAVE YOUR JOBS!

LET IT ALL PASS YOU BY

ARGUE AMONGST YOURSELVES ABOUT NOTHING

YOU STUPID COMMONER YOBS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY

WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

IT’S THE 21ST CENTURY

WE DON’T NEED A BLOODY CROWN

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

WE’RE STARING AND WE’RE DYING IN A WINDSOR WONDERLAND!


BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

WE WANT TO SEE THEM BURN AND FALL.

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, GIRLS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN

WHEN IT’S ALL SAID AND DONE.

WE’LL BE LINED UP AND SHOT AGAINST THE WALL.

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN, BOYS!

BRING THE WINDSORS DOWN




 

 

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